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Frank's Rating Guide (Combines the Movie and Ending
5.0 out of 5 ducks A must see - even at outrageous night prices.  You can even bring a date (who will still respect you at the end*).  Also good enough to see by yourself, if you have to, or if you don't have any friends.
4.0 out of 5 ducks Look like a big spender - you won't get made fun of for paying for and inviting others to this one.  But don't be embarrassed to smuggle in your own snacks... cheaper than $4.50 for a Pepsi, eh?
3.0 out of 5 ducks Good enough for matinee prices, and probably even for the pricey night rates. You'll probably still manage to impress your date. (Actual success of your date, however, isn't guaranteed.)
2.0 out of 5 ducks It's fine if you're not paying for it, or you're going with someone who really wants to see it. But don't go out of your way if you're alone (unless you happen to be bored to tears and it's a national holiday).
1.0 out of 5 ducks Wait for someone to sell it to you (cheap) on tape (or DVD if it's very cheap). It's a gamble whether you will be be able to sit through the whole thing. Bring a date only if they have a GOOD sense of humor so you can both laugh/cry at the film afterwards.
0.0 out of 5 ducks You would be better served spending your money paying a thug to pull out your finger nails under a bridge. If you dared to bring a date she or he will think you're either a complete moron, or didn't read the reviews before choosing this film.
And the half ducks are when we're split between the two.
 * Actual respect may vary.  This film isn't going to necessarily hurt your respect rating, but there's no guarantee it will help it, either.  Respect has no cash value.

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